Beware the 'Glossy Veneers'

Glossy Veneers are what I call men who are full-time fronters. Those dudes that have looking good down to an art. I mean, watching them dress is like watching an angel formed from a block of ice. The attention to detail is mind-boggling! Making sure their soap scent doesn't clash with their cologne, and if it does, mixing fragrances to equalize the effect... Matching the diamonds and gems in their bling to the accent color in their shoes. Brushing their lips to bring out the natural red and applying a semi-matte gloss for that all night LLCoolJ lip licking look.

Veneers far surpass the maintenance habits of Metros. For Metros, its all about the hair and the clothes. For Veneers it is the full package.

Be real... that shit is hard to resist! But resist you must! For within the Glossy Veneer is a whole grimy mess of undetected, unattended and unresolved issues. You've got the mommas boys, the chauvinists, the wife-beaters, the man-whores, the happily unemployed, the cry babies, and the bad credit havin', ambition-less, ain't gotnos!  Think about it... why do you think they spend so much time putting themselves together to perfection? They are typically so mentally and emotionally unattractive that to even slightly appeal to a worthwhile woman they have to gloss it up! Veneers have the emotional maturity of 12 year old boys. You would too if you spent 90% of your time perfecting your outer layer. 

So... save yourself the heartache of being constantly disappointed, stood-up, cheated on, and out dressed... Beware the Glossy Veneers!